Obama Osama Drama.
It was quite a drama when Obama got Osama,
It was midnight on the very first of May.
He couldn’t understand it when a helicopter landed,
Bin Laden thought the royal couple might have come to stay.
He’d been watching television of the Royal wedding,
And had seen them fly off to a secret hideaway.
No one had mentioned in which direction they were heading,
And he thought a Royal Peace Mission might be on it’s way.
Can you imagine his surprise when just before sunrise,
As he rushed upstairs to change the bedding,
With a sense of some elation, for the Royal Consumation,
After seeing the rest of the wedding.
He found it wasn’t Will and Kate that had kept him up late,
But ‘Special Force’ Yankees on a spree.
They shot him twice through the head, pronounced him dead,
And from high in the sky, they buried him at sea!